Britney the Bunny: What a Trainwreck!

Britney the Bunny; a fabulous, decadent celebutante

Britney was a talented little bunny; by a young age, she was going on world tours and making millions; the world was her oyster.

But, alas, it wasn't meant to last. Britney succumbed to the pressure of fame. Amidst the pressure of family members and the media, Britney began to self-destruct. Surrounded by eager back-up dancing bunnies, Britney threw caution to the wind. Britney began to sleep around with Rabbit Kevin, a lazy, schluby wanksta who had an affinity for tall tees and do-rags. Soon before long, Britney found herself pregnant with this loser's baby. Kevin and Britney had a shotgun wedding complete with fried chicken and and bridesmaid thong baskets. Britney the Bunny gave birth to a wonderful bunny spawn, and thirty seconds later found herself pregnant with Rabbit Kevin's second doomed child.

So it would seem that this family would find itself happily ever after, but this was far from true. Suffering from postpartum depression, Britney the Bunny went apeshit. She started to party after hours at Les Deux with her friend Lindsay the Lion and Paris the Pony. Britney the Bunny acquired an obvious cocaine addiction, and soon became the darling of paparazzi fodder. Throwing her children's safety to the wind, Britney began a binge of self indulgent behavior that was both worrisome and fabulous. The world was fixed on her crazy antics. It all came to an outrageous climax, however, when Britney tried to kill herself and her children in an alcohol fueled tryst. The world is watching this bunny's actions, and hopefully they only become more depraved and ridiculous with time.